Wednesday, July 6, 2011

The Apartment- A Few Notes

While in Prague we will stay in the apartment that Eliska shares with several other girls. At the moment, none of the other girls live here, given that summer calls for vacationing and visiting and weddings and other such activities. This means that only the four of us sleep, eat, launder, bathe, cook, and go about necessary functions in the apartment. These functions are performed differently than in America, maybe due to the fact that we live in a small, turn of the century apartment sprinkled with graffiti on the outskirts of Prague. For one, indoor plumbing and electricity, added later on in the history of the building, exist in disharmony with one another, and therefore care must be taken when using these commodities. If, for example, you wish to take a shower and wash your clothes at the same time, you must be mindful of the precarious situation. Here's the thing. The washing machine might flood. The electrical cords run along the side of the bathtub. You spray yourself in the bathtub, and stand there, wet and naked. Imagine then, that the washing machine does flood. What would you do in this situation? You would reach out and try to pick the electrical cords out of the water in order to save yourself from harm, right? Right. You see the electrical cords on the floor, in a pool of water, and, realizing the danger of electrocution to yourself or the building, turn off the shower, and reach out, picking the wet cords up off the floor. This is where you remember that you are wet and naked. This is where the whole apartment finds out that you stand in an old style bathtub, wet, naked, and electrocuted.
This brings us to another point. Showering. Everyone in America knows that European showers are different. Everyone explains how they are different, and you see pictures of how they are different. I knew that European showers hung free from the wall, giving you control of the spray. I also knew that you must mind the floor and the lack of curtain in parts while showering in Europe. My mother reminded me of this before we left the states. I saw the shower head resting in the bottom of the bathtub when we arrived and was again reminded of the difference, mentally preparing myself for the inevitable shower. When the time came, I marched into the bathroom with confidence. I knew how to do this. We had even had a hanging shower head in our previous house for various reasons after a major renovation and I became skilled at maintaining a dry environment when the circumstance required it. I quickly peeled the clothes I wore across two different continents, off of my body, leapt into the shower, grabbed the shower head, twisted the hose, aimed the shower towards the floor, and turned on the water. But wait, how to get the water from the spout into the hose? I pulled and pressed on various metal objects and looked up at the ceiling. May I interject a small note? In the apartment, the bathtub and the washing machine are in a room about eight feet long and six feet wide. If you stand in the bathtub with the door to the room open, you can see the kitchen sink, the refrigerator, the stove, and all the kitchen cabinets. The ceiling of the bathing/laundering room is only three-quarters length. If you close the door, you can speak to the people in the kitchen/dining area with no inhibitions. As I stood in the bathtub with the shower head in hand, and the water from the spicket running over my toes, I tried to peer over the eight foot wall to the dining area below. This is impossible. Embarrassment and amusement ran across my cheeks at the same time. "Elisko?" Her name is Eliska, butI think it is important to me to use what Czech endings I know when I speak to Czech people. Yes, even the names have different endings depending on the case amongst other things. "Elisko? Can you orally tell me how to turn on the shower?" She sat at the dining room table, speaking with my brother. Of course, I meant to say, "Elisko? Will you please verbally explain to me what I need to do to get the water from the spicket to the hose?" but the jetlag and embarassment got to me and my phrasing did not express my sentiment as accurately as I wished. "Kailey?" She called over the wall. "I need to show you." I heard her step on the seasoned wood floors. "Is that okay?" The thick Czech accent drifted over the drywall. I heard a soft brushing on the door. "Are you shy?" "Ummm..... Nooo. No, I'm not shy.....Come in." "Okay so," she walked into the bathroom and the door swung open a little too wide, but only the kitchen counter was witness to my foolishness, "Turn around, turn, turn, okay, no...no..." She grabbed my shoulder and directed me. "Okay. So. here here here. So you turn on the water...AND...now..." She reached behind the faucet. "Pull this back heerree....and..." Water sputtered from the shower head. "There you go." "Thanks." Without further ado, she walked back out of the bathing/laundering room and I took my shower.
That's enough for now. I'm sick of writing, but tomorrow I will tell you about chewing gum incidents and alien invasions. We've played the smile game since we've gotten here. In two days we've gotten four smiles from different strangers in two and a half days. Further update tomorrow.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Here

We made it to Prague last night. More posts to follow later. Dinner and sleep now. Hoo boy! It's fantastic in Prague. We're digging it here. We are with our friend Eliska, in Prague, and jetlagged. Life is good.